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搭訕行動

政改過唔過已經唔是問題, 過左唔過香港都一樣冇運行.
結果一定是”底線”一退再退的普選聯的灰頭土臉(2012->2017->到區議會6席功能組別普選(sorry, 都未必得, 討論空間好有限云云) 上演一齣所謂溝通的猴子戲

民建聯禮義廉就算了
民主黨變身世紀二五仔欺師滅祖, 出賣港人
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時間回到上上星期六下午(大概)乘巴士回家
坐位旁邊是一位阿叔, 在弄一部不知是HTC touch 還是 HD2 的電話

坐了幾個站, 那位阿叔一直在按那部HTC. 按到一個程度連坐在旁邊的我都煩躁起來.

既然最近唸了一些社交心理書, 不如就試試看.

忐忑了3個站(對,跟一個阿叔搭訕都要忐忑一下)

第一句的台詞要想一想, 近乎無聊都可以, 要他說”是”的問句, 綜合書上的教導

“這是HTC diamond 還是touch?” 我問 (我真的不熟HTC 產品就是)

>XSWRZRW (好像是答我型號, 我沒聽到, 反正不重要

“好用嗎?” (無論好唔好用, 應該都有話題掛

>嘿呀, arm arm 維修換回來

“有無諗過試過用iPhone?” (亮出自己部iPhone

>iPhone 係後生仔先用既姐, 多野玩丫嘛, 但係iPhone 好多毒, 呢部係做野用既, 行windows mobile 就唔會中毒

係呢個point 其實可以拗, 我無聽過iPhone 有咩毒, anyway, 我係黎搭訕, 唔係開城市論壇, 無必要拗

“哦,係呀? 我都係覺得HTC 個size 太大, iPhone就arm arm好” (轉話題

>對我就arm, 我用黎開工既

“原來開工用既你部機” (癈話, 我其實已經無話題, 好彩阿叔自己接番

>嗱,你睇, HTC 個地圖準過iPhone 架 (按按按. 呢個咁set咁set…

“哦哦哦, 等我又試下我個iPhone 地圖先… 係wor, 你部HTC 準d多d 野set wor” (總之就是讚成對方的意見

>呢部機呢, 整過黎既, 有時咁死,有時又咁死(detail 我唔記得lu, 我背脊一路process 緊d theory, 一路做緊反應,一路準備下句,邊得閒聽), 我update過個firmware 好d但都係唔得,最後都是要拎去整

“係呀,咁麻煩呀?”(真係神奇, 認同左佢, 佢就自動彈番自己部機, 同書寫既一樣

“咁你做咩又買呢部機既?”

>部機1010送既

“咁好死?” (到我好奇

>我打好多電話, (諗) 我一個月試過打到2000蚊電話

“嘩,唔怪之得啦” (再assert 一次

>部電話用黎…(講番佢返工d 野…

“哦哦哦嗯嗯嗯” (變成聆聽者

>balabala 我個仔部Noika 之前就中過毒喇balabala (真係估唔到阿叔會咁主動同個39唔識7既人講咁多野…

去到呢個moment,我真係到站, 揮下手同阿叔say goodbye

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  1. Daniel says

    My chinese typing skills are poor, and so makes my posting in English. Any reform could lead to the same chaos, my personal idea.. All 70′s (like me), 80′s and even 90′s are full of energy.

    HongKongese are pragmatic, pretty much like Dutch, in particular the detail-oriented mentality.

    Myself is shifting my attention to research. Pursue a PhD (or two) could be a good choice. Building a cohort to resonate level of mindfulness.

    As a teen in earlier 80′s, many good spiritual movement, like So-Yan-Pui preacher, really changes that generation of Hong Kong-ese. We need the same to explore our life.

    Right now, our community is self-exploiting too much

  2. TS says

    Anthony 好厲害。遲的可以開班教番我地幾招。

  3. Tracy says

    just curious 爲什麽要同阿叔搭訕?practise social skills?

  4. Anthony says

    對, 練習

    學成後我就去跟女孩子搭訕! (爆

    到目前為止,我真正後悔的只有4件事, 其中3件都跟”social skill”有關, 當中2件要是處理得好的話,完全可以避免

    黎智英阿媽對黎智英講過下面這句
    “錢,再賺就有了, 但是用錢買不到的東西(親情,友情,愛情….. 一點一滴都要好好珍惜, 不可以浪費”

    我發覺當目光轉移到非金錢的事物時, 生活似乎以前有意義



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