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笑話數則

在某公司, 影印機和fax機是”office equipment” 由HR負責, printer是”IT equipment”, 由IT負責, 最近公司引入了fax,print,copy三合一的機器, 對於這機器的負責部門誰屬, 2部門主管展開了深入,詳細,有建設性的討論.

兩年後, 三合一機器在兩年來一直都沒有用過

可是2部門的主管得到形而上學榮譽博士學位…

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老細: 點解我地每個月要比成3皮幾野呢個公司做support? 我地成個IT department 50幾人都唔識自己做?

Manager: …(dead air) 當年份contract係咁定的,而且係你簽的…

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喂! 我部電腦唔著呀!你好快d 同我落黎!

(IT 同事僕落去)

小姐,你個拖板開關熄左…

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收到張request form

detail 寫上 “request 1 USD”

1蚊美金? 小姐,你係咪想寫US”B” 呀? 不過你其實想要d 咩USB device呢….

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以色列同事的每封 email caption, 係每封

I NEED THIS TO BE DONE, IT IS URGENT, PLEASE!!!!!!!! URGENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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同老細買左幾千蚊既Boss 喇叭, 音源係,

on board sound card

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Network 有個同事handle個project, 如火如荼咁攪左半年有多, 到present比老闆既時候, 變左network 個邊既manager親自上陣

唔係manger 邀功,

而係個同事同成個department反左面………………………..

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公司傳說有兩個同事為左爭女隻揪, 打完先知其中一個就對條女無意思……………………

公司傳說2 (廿年前)

大老細: 乜電腦買左番黎仲要比錢買software既咩?

以上情形同現實如有雷同, 實屬巧合, 罪過罪過

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  1. Paul says

    做IT的一定被激死.

  2. Carol says

    haha…
    不過有d 都幾真



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