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åŒäº‹A: 我想響powerpoint 度åšå‘¢å€‹highlight effect, å—±, 普通å—我è˜åš, 響呢度åšå””到, 有咩辦法åšåˆ°å‘¢?
ITåŒäº‹B: 哦好, ç‰æˆ‘connect 入黎ç‡ä¸‹, … , 哦, 呢個image黎既, ç„¡å¾—å’攪個wor, è¦å’ä¸å¦‚上é¢ç¬ 個方形, å†set番個transparency 啦
åŒäº‹A: å’唔得, ä½ å’set 咪矇左law(高八度)
ITåŒäº‹B: å’ä¸å¦‚上é¢ç¬ 個text box 上去啦
åŒäº‹A: å’唔得, 我呢度æˆå¹¾å個咪è¦åšå¹¾å次?
ITåŒäº‹B: å’å–‡, ä½ print出黎, 一張有hightlight, 一張無highlight æ—¢, scan番入去, 一click 就唔係effect, 直接出下一張slide, å’得唔得?
åŒäº‹A: å’梗係唔得啦
ITåŒäº‹B: å–‚, å—±, å’åˆå””å¾—å’åˆå””å¾—, ä½ å””compromise on anything 係無得攪個wor
åŒäº‹A: 我唔ç†ä½ å‘€, ä½ åŒæˆ‘攪掂佢呀
“ä½ ã€‚åŒã€‚我。攪。掂。佢。呀”(請大家腦內回音2秒)
IT Support 唔係耶穌基ç£, æ›´åŠ å””ä¿‚é˜¿å››, ä¿‚ä½ è¦åšpowerpoint, 唔係我è¦åšpowerpoint, 嫌麻煩就塞éŽé»Žç®—å’©æ„æ€
啪一è², ITåŒäº‹B決定拋開一切customer service ç†è«–,
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åŒäº‹A è½å®Œå‘¢å¥, 呆左åŠç§’, å¯èƒ½å¾žä¾†æ²’想éŽITåŒäº‹Bå¯ä»¥å’掘å’ç”ä½¢,åˆæˆ–者真係諗緊比唔比份人工ITåŒäº‹B, åˆæˆ–者佢個å¥å…¶å¯¦ä¿‚無心之失ä¸éŽITåŒäº‹B 就真係è½å·¦å…¥åŽ»,åˆæˆ–者åŒäº‹A 真係åçœç·Šä½¢åŒITåŒäº‹Bæ—¢R&R
åŒäº‹A, ITåŒäº‹B: (dead air)
åŒäº‹A: å’好啦(收線)
果然高見, I absolutely support IT B, IT guys are not always “YES man” . If IT section does all things for clients such as type a Chinese essay for them, press a key for them, align the document format for them, modify their photos color, size, print out a tailor-made photo frame size for them as outside photoshop’s job but free of charge for them,.etc. Do not think you can do once may complete client’s task, it is just beginning the troublesome. The stupid clients will continue to ask for little by little modification for the same task and never complete until you feel frustrated to tell them “no way to do it “.